Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Let My People Go Toilet Seat Cover on Jay Leno!


ModernTribe.com was mentioned on Jay Leno Show tonight and our site is clobbered.

Our site normally works. We are so sorry.

Anyhow, Jay misspoke, the Let My People Go Toilet Seat Cover is actually sold on our Funny Jewish Gifts sister site:

Pop Judaica

Go there now to buy the toilet seat cover.

Peace,

Jennie

Friday, December 11, 2009

PunkTorah Fridays at ModernTribe

Happy Hanukkah from PunkTorah! Here we have three great videos to kick off the holidays. First, this week's d'var Torah by PunkTorah web designer Michael. Second, a video with both of us on candle lighting. And finally, a musical treat by our friends Girls In Trouble.

Shabbat Shalom!

Parshat Vayeishev


Hanukkah Candle Lighting How-To


Girls In Trouble - I Was A Desert (Live in Atlanta at The Highland Ballroom)

Monday, December 7, 2009

What's New At ModernTribe

Suri Holmes Cruise : Green Doggy Backpack + Kitty by Manuella
A child's backpack shaped as a dog or cat to contain a snack, extra clothes, and other important items. The bag can be carried as a backpack, handbag or connected to a stroller with its adjustable handle. Cotton corduroy. Made in Israel by children toy designer Manuella, this is the perfect backpack for the first day of school!

Wash: Warm. Size:14" wide x 10" Tall.

Choose: Yellow or Red or Green Doggy (The Suri Bag), or Green Kitty.

Green Doggy will ship December 18th.







Paper Dreidel
At ModernTribe, we believe that dreidels are not just "Jewish tops". Rather, they are works of cultural art.

This papercut dreidel is hand-assembled by artist Melanie Dankowicz.

An intricate lasercut work of art, signed, and numbered, it is elegantly displayed in a rounded glass dome (5" x 7.5") with a black painted base.

The perfect gift for someone who wants high quality, hand made Judaica with touches of old world antique elegance.




Hanukkah Couture Cards - Singles or Boxed Set
Aaron Potts N.Y.C. creates greeting cards that transport you to a world of high fashion runways and exclusive designers. The perfect Hanukkah card for the fashion maven, the style purveyor and the lover of art and culture.

The individual cards are called Hanukkah Darlings with two beauties surrounding the menorah. Inside the card reads, "Have a fabulous Hanukkah!" 5″ × 7″ Linen card comes with an envelope and metallic seal. All in a clear, protective sleeve.

The boxed set of eight are the Hanukkah Couture design with the single lovely lady. Packaged in a clear box with black grosgrain detailing, each 5″ × 7″ set includes the following: 8 cards (1 design) – 8 envelopes – 8 metallic envelope seals.

Inside the card reads, "Happy Hanukkah!"

Friday, December 4, 2009

PunkTorah Fridays at ModernTribe

This week's videos are an amazingly funny cartoon of Parshat Tetzaveh written and narrated by Patrick Aleph for G-dCast.com, a D'var Torah on Parshat Vayishlach (this week's Torah portion) and a video on PunkTorah's newest project Indie.Yeshiva.

I hope you have a wonderful weekend! Shabbat Shalom!

Parshat Tetzaveh For G-dCast.com (Hebrew Fashion Week!)


Parshat Vayishlach (Jacob Wrestles and Becomes Israel)


Indie.Yeshiva (Open Source, Free Jewish Education)

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

ModernTribe: Best of the Web Wednesday

Shidduch (Traditional Orthodox) Dating Via Webcam (FrumSatire)

Birthright Philanthropist On Mediocre Jewish Organizations (OurJewishCommunity)

MaNishtana Reveals Why He Hates Mikvahs (MaNishtana)

Nina (from Shemspeed) Butternut Squash + Apple Soup (KosherInTheKitch)

The Gender of G-d (Indie.Yeshiva)

Monday, November 30, 2009

Pop Judaica Announces Insta-Jew Kits and Moses Toast

As Part of Cyber Monday Fun, PopJudaica.com Offers Insta-Jew Kits: Mystery Bags of Jewish Items for Hanukkah Gifts and Moses Toast: a Piece of Toast with the Image of Moses Burned Into It. Money Raised From Sales of These Funny Jewish Gifts will Benefit the Jewish Non Profits Jewcy and JDub Records.

You can now buy $10 Insta-Jew Kits along with other funny Jewish gifts when shopping for Hanukkah gifts. Insta-Jew Kits are mystery bags containing at least three items whose value and quality are not guaranteed. One of the items will likely be a t-shirt and with it a chotsky, a CD, a book, or some underpants with Yiddish on the tuchus. Modeled after Woot.com’s Random Crap (affectionately called “Bag of Crap”) the Insta-Jew kits are a fun way to practically give away a bunch of quirky, weird Jewish stuff which has landed in our warehouse and raise money for non-profits that enrich the youthful Jewish American culture.

Moses Toast: Moses with the Ten Commandments
Moses Toast: Moses with the Ten Commandments
I’m a religious man — I knew it was a sign from G-d.”

We are allowing no returns, exchanges, special requests or kvetching when it comes to the Insta-Jew Kits. This is just a fun surprise for 10 bucks, great for Hanukkah party gag-gifts, and a way to raise money for JDub and Jewcy.

To extend the fun further, we are also announcing our recent miraculous discovery: Moses Toast. Pop Judaica employee Patrick Aleph recounts, “we were making Insta-Jew Kits and took a toast break. When I took the toast out of the oven, it had the image of Moses on it. I’m a religious man — I knew it was a sign from G-d.” Rivlin Roberts explains the Moses Toast another way: “We remembered a news story about an Ebay listing for toast with an image of Jesus on it. We were laughing and saying how Jews would never see a deity in toast. Then we decided to have some fun with it.” A Jewish take on “Jesus Toast,” Moses Toast is a piece of toast with the image of Moses holding the Ten Commandments burned into it. The toast sells for $49.95 and 100% of the proceeds go to the non-profit Jewish music and media companies Jewcy.com and JDub Records.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Dreidel Door Buster for Black Friday - Black Monday

We gotta get in on the fun of the Black Friday & Black Monday offerings!

Now through Monday, add Texas Dreidel game to your order and get free ground shipping to any continental US address. Add a game, then Use Code: DOORBUSTER. Code isn't good for the game alone: order must include, at minimum, one game plus one other item.

If you don't know No Limit Texas Dreidel get to know the game from this video made by my friend Montica Pes:

PunkTorah Fridays at ModernTribe

This week features two parshat (the one for this week and last week) as well as a video on why I, Patrick Aleph, live in the American Southeast.

Shabbat Shalom and have a wonderful weekend!

Parshat Vayeitzei (Jacob's Ladder, Marriage and Destiny)


Parshat Toldot (Featuring Girls In Trouble, Matthue Roth and FrumSatire)


Shalom, Y'all!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

ModernTribe: Best of the Web Wednesday


Woman Arrested For Wearing Tallit At Western Wall (Haaretz)

Table Talk For A Jewish Thanksgiving (JTA)

Michal's Tefillin Sets Up Foundation To Enable Gifted Jewish Women (Michal's Tefillin)

Images of Jews In American Theater (MyJewishLearning)

Jew Rock Stars Can!!Can, FrumSatire, Matthue Roth and More (HeebnVegan)

JDub Records Looking For New Director of Marketing (JDub Records)

Monday, November 23, 2009

What's New at ModernTribe

This week, we are featuring some exciting wood products for the design enthusiast who wants to bring nature into their home. These wonderful gifts are perfect for the neo-folk/urban primitive/Americana fan.


Wooden Kiddush Cups
On a search for new kiddush cups we wondered, "could there be a kiddush cup that reflects an earthy, eco-centered approach while at the same time holding true to modern design aesthetic?" Well, we found it! These cups are hand carved with love and are perfect for someone who likes the neo-folk or craftsman style. Enjoy Shabbat with your choice of style.

Hand carved and one of a kind.


Wooden Dreidel Set
This set of wooden dreidels are hand carved in four terrific designs. Their curious shapes are fun spin on the traditional toy. A great gift for someone who appreciates the urban cottage/arts and crafts style. All dreidels are hand carved, one of a kind, and spin -- even the square one! Tray included.

Sizes: Round (2"), Square (4"), Lettered (2.25"), Dark Round (2.25"), Tray (3.75").


Craftsman Ladybug Tzedakah Box
This sand-blasted, hand-painted maple wood tzedakah box with Swarovski crystals is both neo-folk and completely modern. The delicacy of the carving on the front of the box with touches of pink, blue and green make this box a treasure for a child.

Size: 3"x4"x5".

Happy Shopping!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

PunkTorah Fridays at ModernTribe

This week's video collection has to do with the rituals of kippah, reading the Siddur, and the Modeh Ani (prayer upon waking). Next week, we will have the D'var for both Parshat Toldot and Parshat Vayeitzei.

Modeh Ani


Kippah


Siddur

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

ModernTribe Best of the Jewish Web

ModernTribe Buys PopJudaica (My Urban Kvetch)

Antisemetic Stickers In Brooklyn (Jewcy)

Curried Sweet Potato Latkes (Chabad)

Israeli Postcard Exhibit on Homophobia (GLBTJews)

Who Is A Jew? British Court Rethinks Identity (NYTimes)

Friday, November 13, 2009

What's New on ModernTribe

Super Jew Shirts For Kids

How about a Super Jew Shirt for a Super Jewish Kid? The Super Jew t-shirt is seen in the movie Funny People staring Seth Rogen & Adam Sandler. Ultra soft with high quality print, this shirt is perfect for the kid who stands up for Truth, Justice and the Jewish Way!

These kids shirts come in sizes 2T, 4T, 6, 8, 10, 12 -- sizes run small so you may want to order up. You can also choose the Super Jew Onesie size 12-18 mos (runs small)

And if you still haven't seen the greatness that is the Adult Super Jew Shirt, take a look.


Flashing Prism Glitter Ball

People are crazy about our rubber, bouncing glitter balls. Part ball, part "crystal ball", part snowglobe, part flashing instant disco, these fun bouncing balls are 2.5" in diameter. Made of clear rubber (not crystal), the insides are filled with water and glitter. The glitter sparkles and floats inside and flash with every bounce. Made in China.




Beeswax Hanukkah Candles


Enjoy the honey-sweet aroma and natural purity of beeswax! Each honeycomb candle is hand-rolled and cellophane wrapped to preserve its natural aroma. 45 candles to last you through Hanukkah.

Will ship November 23rd.

Happy Shopping...

PunkTorah Fridays at ModernTribe

This week's Parshat is Chayei Sarah and talks about the importance of understanding "true" love (hint: love ain't a feeling). Also featured are a video on Tallit from a feminist perspective and a "plug" for the Atlanta Jewish Music Festival from our friend Russell. Shabbat Shalom and have a beautiful weekend!

Parshat Chayei Sarah


Tallit


Atlanta Jewish Music Festival

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

ModernTribe: Best of the Jewish Web

Boxing Rabbinical Student Yuri "Lion of Judah" Foreman (Jewlicious)

KosherFest: The World's Largest Kiddush (FrumSatire)

JCorps Founder Wins $25,000 Community Hero Award (The Forward)

Jewish and Muslim Hip Hop Share The Stage (Shemspeed)

Friday, November 6, 2009

PunkTorah Friday

Shabbat Shalom from PunkTorah and ModernTribe!

This week features Parshat Vayeira, Prayer Before Meals (Ha-Motzi) and a video on the virtues of Southern Judaism.

Parshat Vayeira


Prayer Before Meals (Ha-Motzi)


New Yorkers Have It Easy

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Share Hanukkah Joy Sans Funny Jewish Man In Black Hat

I'm very proud of my friends Montica Pes and Jim Davies for the video they created for No Limit Texas Dreidel. The one-and-a-half minute video is funny and sexy and captures the sophisticated fun of No Limit Texas Dreidel.

What I love most about the video is what is not in it: no ridiculous caricature of the Orthodox Jewish man with peyas, dressed in a black hat and long coat, no yiddy-diddly-do music that you find accompanying most funny Jewish videos, no nose jokes or money jokes or jokes about mom.

The video is fresh, modern, and fun -- like the game.

Great job Montica & Jim. Thank you!

Enjoy & Go All Spin Tonight:


Wednesday, November 4, 2009

ModernTribe: Best of the Jewish Web

Every Wednesday, ModernTribe brings you the best of the Jewish Web.

Alicia Jo Rabins Writes Indie Rock Ballads About Biblical Bad Girls (Tablet)

Joshua Group Relaunches To Help Jewish Social Entrepreneurs (EJewishPhilanthropy)

New York Is My Israel: I've Made Aliyah To the Capital of the Diaspora (Jewcy)

Pumpkin Challah: The Perfect Fall Shabbat Recipe (MyJewishLearning)

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

What's New On ModernTribe

Penguin Salt and Pepper Shakers by Jonathan Adler. Renowned designer Jonathan Adler creates whimsical ceramic gems that shine with his signature "happy chic" motif. We present to you his Penguin Salt and Pepper Shakers.

Adler has created some amazing Judaica for the contemporary design customer. Some of our other favorites are the Enamel Menorah, Eve Candleholders, and the Bird Bowls.

What do penguins have to do with Judaica? Not much. Though when I was a kid I loved penguins...and I still do.


Craftsman Elephant Mezuzah for a Child. The Craftsman Elephant Mezuzah by Lev Studios introduces a new theme to ModernTribe. This sand-blasted, hand-painted maple wood mezuzah with Swarovski crystals is neo-folk and modern. The delicacy of the woodland motif reveals a cute little elephant and is adorable for a child's doorpost.

The Craftsman style is a great look for anyone who likes the "urban cottage" feel of primitive home decor in a contemporary setting.

ModernTribe also carries this youthful look in the Elephant Menorah, Ladybug Mezuzah and Ladybug Tzedakah Box.




Hip Hop Alef by Swedish Designer Anne-Marie Bernhardt. Since Aleph is my name, you have to know I'd include an aleph/alef product any chance I can! We are very excited to bring you this piece from Anne-Marie Bernhardt´s Jewish Jewelry Collection. Anne-Marie is a jewelry designer, born in Copenhagen, Denmark, and educated and living in Stockholm, Sweden. A Swedish Jew designing Jewish jewelry: you'll only find this at ModernTribe!

The Hip Hop Alef is sterling silver and measures 22 mm x 23 mm (about .9 inches in diameter). It's on a 17" heavy sterling rectangular link chain.

We also have the pendant on a 20" cable chain.

Have a great week and Happy Shopping!

Friday, October 30, 2009

PunkTorah Friday

This week features Parshat Lech Lecha, Patrick and Jennie at the ModernTribe office, and a home movie of Patrick in Monsey, NY eating at a kosher dairy restaurant (featuring blogger Eliyahu Enriquez and Can!!Can drummer and producer Joshua Lamar).

Shabbat Shalom and have a wonderful weekend!

Parshat Lech Lecha (In My Kitchen)



PunkTorah and Jennie at the Office



PunkTorah Takes On Monsey, NY


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

ModernTribe Best of the Jewish Web

Wednesday! Blog roll, please...

B'nai Mitzvah Memories From A Hip Jewish Mom (ModernJewishMom)

Birthright Israel Will Pay For Your Shabbat Dinner (Heeb'nVegan)

Ultra-Orthodox Electronics Store...Happiest Place On Earth? (Matthue.com)

Rabbi Yonah's Hypothetical Speech at Ivanka Trump's Jewish Wedding (Jewlicious)

Jews Rock! (MyJewishLearning)

Monday, October 26, 2009

Hamsas On ModernTribe

The hamsa is the traditional symbol for the "hand of G_d" and is said to provide protection against the "evil eye," other peoples jealousy. This image is popular among the people of North Africa and the Middle East, and is sometimes called the "hand of Miriam," referencing the sister of Moses and Aaron or the "hand of Fatima" in Arabic cultures. The Hamsa motif is very popular in Jewelry and has really gone mainstream American. Hamsa art to hang on the wall is very popular too.

The Pomegranate Hamsa Trivet by Melanie Dankowicz

This piece makes a great decoration for the table, or even your wall. Lazercut from stainless steel with delicate touches by hand, this trivet is mounted on acrylic feet to protect your table.

The pomegranates are a symbol of fruitfulness. It is the perfect addition to the modern Jewish home.


Regina Allen's Gold Filigree Hamsa Set includes a necklace that is 18k gold filled, with a hand formed clasp, amethyst stones, and glass beads. The chain is 17" and the artist can adjust it for you up to 18". The hamsa pendent is 1" long by 3/4" wide.

The earrings have amethyst stones and glass beads as well. Earrings are 2" long from the top of the ear-wire with a 1.5" drop from the ear lobe. The charms are each 5/8" long by 3/8" wide.

Purchase together or separate from ModernTribe.

Our bestselling hamsa is the bendel bracelet with the hamsa charm. Bendels are the infamous "red strings" adorning the wrists of the Hollywood elite. The red string, symbolizes blood and the life force and is supposed to offer the wearer good luck. So the bendel + hamsa is double lucky.

Also check out these funky wall hamsas from Israeli design house Adina Plastelina.

See all hamsas on ModernTribe.com.

Three Funny, Adorable Videos on Matisyahu

As you've probably already heard, ModernTribe is hosting the Matisyahu/ModernTribe Sweepstakes this month, through November 30.

Because of our involvement with the sweepstakes, I've been kinda really getting into the Chassid, Reggae, Hip Hop, Beat Box, mega star. Here are three very entertaining videos. Enjoy.

Matisayhu Interviewing Matisyahu



Matisyahu on Isreal's Sesame Street (Thank you Shemspeed Records for the find)




An Interview with Matisyahu's Brother from Heeb magazine (also a partner in our sweepstakes btw)

Friday, October 23, 2009

ModernTribe: PunkTorah Friday

Every Friday, PunkTorah provides exclusive content for ModernTribe.

This week features a video featuring the music of Girls In Trouble,
the Jdub Records band that asks the question, "what would
happen if the girls of the Bible started an indie rock band?" Purchase the Girls in Trouble's album on ModernTribe.

Also featured are a D'var Torah on Parshat Noah, and PunkTorah selling
ModernTribe products at the Shalom Cobb Festival (with his mother).

Shabbat Shalom and have a safe, wonderful weekend!

VIDEO: ModernTribe/PunkTorah Present: Girls In Trouble:




VIDEO: Parshat Noah (The Tower of Babel)




VIDEO: PunkTorah at the Shalom Cobb Festival (Featuring His Mother)

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

ModernTribe Best of the Jewish Web

Every Wednesday, I troll my favorite sites for the Best of the Jewish Web. This week was brought to you by the letter "J".
Female Rabbis Take Over the World...One Event at a Time (Jewess)

What's So Funny About Jewish Delis? Everything! (Jewcy)

Welcoming Jews of Color (Jewlicious)

Re-Imagining the Torah...With Comic Books (Jewschool)

Natalie Portman Plays Orthodox in "New York, I Love You" (JDub Records)

Monday, October 19, 2009

What's New On ModernTribe

Monday, Monday, Monday...it's time for new goodies from the ModernTribe curiosity shop...

This Recycled Bicycle Chain Menorah is perfect for your average green friendly, fixed gear bike fanatic. 

Designed by Noah's Ark International, a Fair Trade cooperative based in Moradabad, this fantastic piece of hip judaica is a great way to bring social issues into our holiday season. ModernTribe also has tons of great candle selections to choose from, for that added touch of personalization to your Hanukkah decor.


The Traveler's Prayer Pewter Necklace by Emily Rosenfeld is a great gift for someone headed on a literal or a symbolic journey. 

Lending strength and safety to the person who wears it, this artful 2-inch pewter cylinder (similar to a mezuzah) includes a paper scroll with the text of the prayer printed in English: 

"...Lead us toward peace, emplace our footsteps toward peace, guide us toward peace, and make us reach our desired destination for life, gladness, and peace."

Pendant is 2" long on a 30" black rayon cord. 

Looking for something higher end? Try our Traveler's Prayer Hamsa Necklace.


I love playing games: checkers, Scrabble, Monopoly. But it has been years since I last played chess.

So the other night, my band mate Josh and I decided to play a rousing game of chess while we waited to play a show with our band. We set the board up, I got creamed, and that was that.

Now, I want my revenge. And I have found just the way to do it.

With Chalk Chess by Suck UK, you can bring the fun (read: challenge) of chess anywhere! 

The chess pieces are made out of black and white chalk, giving players the opportunity to create a chess board under any circumstances. Play on the sidewalk (as show to the left), in the driveway, or wherever you want.

And if you are anything like me, and can't play chess to save your life, you can always smudge a few of the squares when they are not looking and create the perfect victory!

You can also use the chess pieces are regular sidewalk chalk. Spell out angry messages to your opponent to psych them out. Or use Chalk Chess as a tool for romance, playfully writing sweet nothings on the street while your potential beshert (soul mate) plans your defeat.

Happy Shopping!

Friday, October 16, 2009

ModernTribe: PunkTorah Friday!

Hey, this is Patrick. In addition to working with ModernTribe.com and singing in the Jewish punk rock band Can!!Can, I do PunkTorah, a website and activism project I founded last April. PunkTorah strives to provide meaningful Jewish spiritual connections to progressive people. The project includes weekly videos, outreach events, public speaking and blogging on several Jewish websites.

ModernTribe is a great supporter of PunkTorah (you can buy PunkTorah shirts on the website) and is letting PunkTorah take over the blog every Friday. Each week I'm looking forward to sharing with you the best of PunkTorah. For more PunkTorah visit PunkTorah.com. Shabbat Shalom and have a wonderful weekend!

Here is a short video about PunkTorah:



Parshat Bereishit (Shot Inside My Kitchen):



Sukkot Party Home Movie:

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Best of the Web Wednesdays

It's Wednesday, and that means ModernTribe's Best of the Jewish Web. This week features a big announcement from our friends at Jewcy and JDub Records, valuable information on Breast Cancer Awareness Month from My Jewish Learning and a great recipe for French Onion Soup...that's actually kosher!



Jewcy is a terrific forum for bloggers to share ideas and learn about contemporary Jewish life, politics, social issues and to create connections in the larger online Jewish world. So we were very excited to hear that JDub Records (Soulico, Girls In Trouble, Golem, Balkan Beat Box and more) has taken over the site with promises of great things to come.


October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and I was surprised to learn that Jewish women are actually at a higher risk for breast and ovarian cancer. My Jewish Learning is providing some amazing resources for women to learn more about these issues, including links to non-profits dedicated to working with Jewish and Israeli women on health and wellness.




I'm a huge "foodie", and one of my favorite things to do is deconstruct non-kosher recipes to find their kosher, and healthier, alternative. I have been trying to find a way to do it with French Onion Soup with absolutely no luck. That's why I was really glad that The Jew and the Carrot, a blog that looks at food and environmentalism from a Jewish perspective, found a way to make my cravings a reality.

Enjoy the Best of the (Jewish) Web! -Patrick Aleph

Monday, October 12, 2009

What's New On ModernTribe

If you are a fan of Twitter (like us), then you know that today is #MusicMonday, where Twitterers "tweet" their favorite artists, songs and albums.

We're taking this to the "next level" by showing you our favorite new Cool Jew Music Merchandise on ModernTribe.com.



The Ghettoblaster Bag by Parcel/Loop NYC is a great gift for anyone who likes the retro-hip hop style of DJ Jazzy Jeff, Afrika Bambaataa and Run DMC.

We first learned about this bag when Shopkeeper Jennie's niece came to visit. Jennie fell in love with the bag and just had to find it for you!

The bag has real working speakers for your ipod or mp3 player. Just plug & play, the wires and speakers are built right in!

Our fearless Personal Shopper Patrick Aleph (who happens to be a musician as well) thinks this makes an awesome alternative to a back pack, especially for grad students.

We also think it makes a cool alternative baby bag for hip parents (especially dads) that want their baby fashion to be...well...edgy!





Now here's a few Cool Jews that are changing the way the world sees (and hears!) Jewish music. First we have Matisyahu, with his new album Light. Matisyahu breaks the mold by effortlessly blending deep dance, reggae, electronica, and even acoustic folk into this album that showcases his brilliance.


We're proud to call Y-Love a personal friend. Y-Love's album This Is Babylon is an epic journey into the heart of a Modern Orthodox, biracial rap sensation, who brings together English, Arabic, Hebrew, Aramaic, and Latin into global hip hop. With themes of unity, spiritual journeys, and prophetic visions of the future, Y-Love is truly a hip hop revolutionary.



Consider the soul-moving sounds of Girls In Trouble, fronted by Alicia Jo Rabins of the klezmer rock band Golem. Girls In Trouble asks the question, "what would happen if the girls of the Bible started an indie rock band"? What you get is a marriage of classical instrumental training and folk-punk sensitivity through the filter of Jewish literature, mysticism and history. It will take your breath away.


As seen in Time Out New York, the Mix Tape USB Stick is one of our best selling products. These 64MB USB memory sticks will store up to one hour of digital music -- the same amount as you used to get on and old school C60 cassette tape.

What's new is our ongoing list of New Jewish Loves Songs. If you have a favorite, email ModernTribe today!

Follow us today on Twitter: @ModernTribe_Jew (Shopkeeper Jennie), @TexasDreidel (No Limit Texas Dreidel)

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Best of the Web: Rosh Hashanah

From ModernTribe to you -- our picks for Rosh Hashanah 5770, Best of the Web:

Best New Videos

The Shofar & The Dog



Sweet Rosh Hashanah From ModernTribe.com



Best E-Cards

Some E Cards

Here's to another year of lunatics focusing their conspiracy theories on the Obama administration instead of on the Jews


Best Taste Test

Tablet Magazine
The Tablet staff discovers the perfect apple-honey combo



Best Recipes

Moment Magazine
Pomegranate Recipes from Joan Nathan

Second Best Attempt At Rosh Hashanah Humor

(first being our own Rosh Hashanah honey video)
Bang-it-Out
Top Ten Tashlich Pickup Lines



Found things on the web, new for Rosh Hashanah 5770, that shouldn't be missed? Please comment to let us know!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

The Chosen One is Tali: Luke Says Jewish Girl Is More To Love

Fox TV's reality dating show More To Love get's real about much more than body size.

More To Love's teaser opening shows tiny girls in bikinis with the captions: "The average girl on reality TV is a size 2. The average American woman is a size 14." More To Love's format is simply The Bachelor Plus Size: a total ripoff, and yes, it's cheesy. But, like most reality dating shows, it fed my need for vicarious romance. At first, I was fascinated by the marked difference between these larger women and the usual skinny-biotch personalities; these women were self-deprecating instead of self-aggrandizing, weepy instead of hostile. But as the season went on and Luke started falling for Tali, the Israeli, I totally fell for the inter-religious dating storyline.

I wouldn't call myself a The Bachelor completest, but I have watched my share. I never, not once, heard daters speak about religion. My husband and I wondered about how this extremely important subject seemed to never come up. We figured these discussions end up on the cutting room floor -- perhaps too controversial for prime time. Then, suddenly, More To Love, this second-rate-reality -dating-ripoff show, starts discussing Tali and Luke's "different backgrounds." "Uh, yah!," I exclaimed to my husband, "'different backgrounds', 'different cultures'... can't they just come out and say, 'she's Jewish?'"

Well... to my surprise and joy, that's exactly what they did! Tonight, on prime time TV, America got to watch the typical realities of a Jewish person getting serious with a non-Jew. Although my philosophical and religious beliefs are different than Tali's (and my husband's different from Luke's), my anxieties and experiences with meeting my husband's non-Jewish family were very similar.

Reality One: The "Do You Think They Are Going To Like Me?" Discussion. All couples have this discussion but the Jewish person has the additional worry of, "will they not like me because I'm Jewish?" Tali softballs the issue by asking, "How do I need to prepare to meet your dad?" Luke doesn't catch her drift so Tali gets more direct with, "Do you think your dad is going to ask me questions about being from a different religion?" He assures her he will but says, "I don't think it would cause him not to like you." (He doesn't know his dad so well.)

Reality Two: Worrying About How The Truth Will Come Out. "Jewish" isn't usually obvious. Jewish is something that has to be revealed -- somehow -- and in some way, hopefully before a blunt refusal to swallow the wafer. Tali has it easy because she is from Israel, so immediately upon revealing that fact most people will assume she is Jewish. (For me it was months if not years, before some of my non-Jewish family and I discussed my Jewishness.) Luke's dad frames his question (Are you a Jew?) like this, "As far as being Israeli, how do you feel about Christianity?"

Reality Three: The Family Blessing In Jesus' Name. Have all inter-dating/intermarrieds experienced this? I suspect yes. It is the family blessing which starts with holding hands, bowing heads, and the silverback male of the family saying a few words of gratitude for food and family. Most of it is wonderful and good and not too different from a brucha. However, instead of thanking G-d, the Jewish person is preoccupied asking Him a favor, "oh please, G-d, let him thank you and leave the other guy out of it." Tali grins and bears it well.

Reality Four: The Relative Who Really Gets It. Our non-Jewish significant other loves us, wants to know us, and deeply respects our Jewishness or we wouldn't be in this relationship, right? So where does that openness, respect, and curiosity come from? There is usually at least one if not several non-Jewish family members who are open, respectful, curious, if not pleased with our Jewishness. (I am blessed to have many members of my family-in-law who fit this description.) Tali found this person to be Luke's mom who immediately sensed the connection between Tali and Luke regardless of the religious differences.

I'm sure there are more "realities" of getting serious with a non-Jew. Readers, please share your experiences. For now, I'll sign-off with a hardy thank you (not in Jesus' name) to Fox TV producers for showing these realities!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Cool Jew New You Giveaway - For Rosh Hashanah

The Winner Is: Michele P., Philadelphia

"The mainstream New Year is often about resolutions and I no longer 'just resolve' to do anything. It sounds passive and gives me a feeling of a last ditch attempt, like I've let something go horridly wrong in the past. The shofar, and the Jewish New Year, is empowering, it is about opening one's eyes.

So, my wake up call is to be more aware every day. Be aware of my temple needs, as membership chair, be aware of the Jewish community and, the mainstream, to help all not just a group. To be aware of my role as a mother and wife. To be aware of my own needs and desires, to be the best person I can be. To network more to help raise others up to their aspirations. So, the shofar call is my awareness call, and it isn't even sounding yet, and I can see more clearly and hear it echo through me - I am honestly blessed."

Congratulations Michele!

Rosh Hashanah begins the eve of Friday, September 18th, this year. The Jewish New Year is a time for contemplation: reflecting on the past year and planning for the new. The shofar (ram's horn) is blown, calling people to wake up from their moral sleep, think about their behavior, and become better people.

In what ways are you "casting off" and starting new this year?

This is our question for the Cool Jew New You Giveaway, happening in conjunction with the Cool Jew Artist Showcase on Sunday, September 13th at the JCC of Manhattan. Many of the contributors to the giveaway will be performing at the event. Learn more about the JCC event.

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Friday, August 28, 2009

Super Jew T + (Party Pooper) Jewish Mag = Deal

Did you catch Heeb magazine's blog post The 9 Lamest Pieces of “Super Jew” Apparel ? In typical self-hating fashion, Heeb disses Super Jew apparel including their own Super Jew t-shirt knock off.

Seth Rogen's Super Jew T-Shirt, the one he wears in Funny People, was first on Heeb's list! W00t!

Then yesterday, a big box of Heeb mag back issues showed up at ModernTribe HQ: 50 copies of "The Chosen Issue" with Jonah Hill (Seth Rogen's sidekick and co-star in Funny People). I thought: perrrrfect, karmic, bashert even: a Super Jew T/Heeb Magazine combo!

So now, you, lucky reader can get the hottest ("lamest") t-shirt of the year: Seth Rogen's Super Jew t-shirt from Funny People + a copy of Heeb's "The Chosen Issue" with Jonah Hill + a subscription to Heeb Magazine for $34 (the t-shirt alone sells for $24). This deal is only for the next 50 orders. Only on ModernTribe.

(Please note that Heeb is for adults who are young-at-heart, not the young.)

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Let's Send Chaviva to Israel

Do you know about the Nefesh B'Nefesh Jewish Bloggers Convention?

Taking place Sunday, September 13th, 2009 the second annual gathering of Tweeters, Bloggers and Jewish New Media Gurus is happening in Jerusalem.

Jerusalem is out of reach for some of us but there is a means of getting there: the convention has a "Send A Friend To Israel Contest." I'd love to see more friends attending in-person, including a very deserving blogger: Chaviva of Kvetching Editor. (Love the glasses!)

I'm nominating Chaviva because she is a consistently, thoughtful voice in the Jewish online community. Her tweets and blog posts are positive and thoughtful -- refreshing in an online community which can sometimes seem dominated by jaded and sarcastic voices. (I still love all ya'll irreverants too.) So check out Chaviva's Blog & Tweets. If you like what you read, help her to enhance her contribution to the Jewish social media world by nominating her too.

Other blogger friends who will be there live, in person:
  • David Abitbol, founder of Jewlicious, is leading a workshop: Networking for Money: Your Social Network has value. "Give and ye shall receive."
  • David Kelsey, Jewcy blogger, is a panelist.
I'll be participating virtually and -- thank you event planners -- the programs start and end late (Israel time 2PM - 10PM) so that the rest of the world can participate. Israel is seven hours ahead of Eastern Standard Time: so if I'm doing my math right, that's 7AM-3PM EST.

Rosh Hashanah High Holiday FAQ 5770

The High Holidays are coming up soon! Here's a quick FAQ on what the Days of Awe are all about:

When are the High Holidays in 2009 (5770)?

Rosh Hashanah begins at sundown on Friday, September 18 and ends at nightfall on Sunday, September 20. The Jewish New Year is celebrated on September 19 and, for Conservative and Orthodox Jews, also on September 20.

Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement, begins at sundown on Sunday, September 27 and ends at nightfall on Monday, September 28 and is observed for one day by all Jewish denominations.

The Jewish holidays are based on a lunar calendar, so their dates vary each year on the Gregorian calendar.

What is Rosh Hashanah?

Rosh Hashanah (literally, head of the year) is the Jewish New Year. It is one of the Days of Awe, during which Jews go to synagogue to reflect on the past year and think about how they would like to improve themselves the next year. Part of this process is apologizing to the people you have wronged last year--this is the origin of Stephen Colbert's OOPS-JEW hotline!



During the afternoon of Rosh Hashanah, Jews often perform the ceremony of Tashlikh (Hebrew for "casting off"): they throw bits of bread into a flowing body of water to symbolize casting off last year's sins.

Jews often send Rosh Hashanah cards with the Hebrew greeting L'Shanah Tovah (literally, "for a good year") to wish family and friends a good year.

Because the Days of Awe span 10 days, there is always at least one Shabbat (from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday) between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. This is called Shabbat Shuvah, or the Sabbath of Return, meaning that Jews should return to G-d and the principles of the Torah (the Hebrew Bible).

What is the shofar?

The shofar is a ram's horn that is played as a musical instrument to awaken people to the new year. In fact, the Hebrew Bible calls the holiday not Rosh Hashanah, but Yom Teruah, the day for sounding the shofar.

What do Jews eat on Rosh Hashanah?

Apples, challah bread, and honey are traditional Rosh Hashanah foods. Jews often dip apple or challah slices in honey to symbolize a wish for a sweet new year. Special round challah is often made for the new year, symbolizing the circle or cycle of the year.

What is Yom Kippur?

Yom Kippur is the Jewish Day of Atonement, one of the High Holy Days. It is traditional to pray in a synagogue to atone for last year's sins. Typically services start in the morning and last until the early afternoon. Jews may then take a nap or participate in discussions about Jewish teachings, then evening services conclude the day. Jews often fast as a sacrifice symbolizing their atonement and attempts at self-improvement, but because Judaism values health above all else, fasting is not encouraged if medically inadvisable. Some Jewish people also refrain from wearing leather shoes on Yom Kippur, so as not to tread on the cow from which the leather came.

When does Yom Kippur end?

Yom Kippur ends at nightfall on Monday, September 28. At this time, hungry Jews have a break-the-fast gathering with their family and friends!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Name the "Jennie & Patrick Show"

Hey there. ModernTribe's new associate, Patrick Aleph of Can!!Can band and PunkTorah, and I are doing these quirky shopping-channelesque videos where we discuss items we sell on ModernTribe.com. We'd like some help coming up with a name for this "show" which we hope to do regularly.

If you haven't seen our "shows" the videos are below. Please comment to suggest names. Don't be mean, and, yes, the comments are moderated, so inappropriate comments may not make it live (unless they are really funny).

Thanks so much!







You can buy these items on ModernTribe.com

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Cool Jew Love Day Giveaway for Tu'B'Av

The Cool Jew Love Day Giveaway Celebrates Tu'B'Av With Sweet and Sexy Gifts

Update, August 5: Our winner is Wendy W. from Tampa, FL

"I love the optimism of Judaism- that the actions of an individual and the actions of Jewish society as a whole can perfect the world and bring about massive change, resulting in world peace and unlimited joy. Every choice we make gives us the option of living spiritually, and every step we take is on holy ground. It makes me happy just thinking about it."

Much love to everyone on this Tu'B'Av!
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Nine cool Jews and Jewish businesses have donated $175 worth of gifts in celebration of Tu'B'Av, a day on the Jewish calendar that is for Jewish sweethearts. Two lucky people will win the Cool Jew Love Day Gift Box on Tu'B'Av: August 5th.

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2 ways to win the Cool Jew Love Day Gift Box:

(1) Enter to win here by submitting your answer to this question:"What Do You Love About Being Jewish?"

Or

(2) If you are in LA, celebrate at LoveFest 2009, organized by JConnectLA and featuring live performances by Moshav, Rav Shmuel, DJ Eric Rosen and more. One lucky guest will be chosen to win the Cool Jew Love Day Gift Box. Join LoveFest at 8 pm, August 5th, at the Bungalo Club in Los Angeles. For more information, visit jconnectla.com.

(No purchase is required to enter. This contest is open to residents of the U.S. and Canada 18 years old and older.)

Cool Jew Love Day Gift Box contains:

* Ladino chanteuse Sarah Aroeste's Puertas CD ($15)
* Heeb magazine's "Night of the Living Jews" DVD
with the uncut version of "Strip Dreidel" ($12.50)
* Jewcy.com's signature thong ($15)
* Author Lisa Alcalay Klug's book
Cool Jew: The Ultimate Guide for Every Member of the Tribe ($13)
* Naomi Less' Meshuga'at CD, Jewish Chicks Rock
women's tank top and temporary tattoos ($30)
* Mashuga Nuts - kosher dairy sweets - from TornRanch.com ($15)
* Moshav's Higher & Higher: The Best of the Moshav Band CD ($18)
* Jennie Rivlin Roberts' "No Limit Texas Dreidel" game
from ModernTribe.com ($20)
* Threaded Heritage's "Ahava" Love t-shirt ($39)

To enter now, please "Comment" and answer the question:

"What Do You Love About Being Jewish?"

(Please make sure your email is available through your Blogger profile. If you are commenting anonymously, you must email us with your comment so that we know how to contact you if you win! contact@moderntribe.com)

Check back here or sign up for our Newsletter (sign up box is on top right) to be notified of the winner on August 5.

How we pick the winners -- We use a random number generator and if it matches (a) a real attempt at an answer (which all of them usually are) and (b) We can contact the person (we will go searching for your contact on your blog, Twitter, website), then that is the winner. If either (a) or (b) isn't true, we generate another random number and start over.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Cool Jew 4th of July Giveaway

"Are you a Jewish American or an American Jew, and why?"

Once again, I am moved by the number and thoughtfulness of your answers! We have such a special community here of people interested in New Jewish culture. It leaves me verklempt. Take a minute to read through the answers if you can.

The winner is:
Aliza "La Jewminicana" Hausman said...

What do you mean are you a Jewish American or an American Jew? Of course, I am both. My identities are not mutually exclusive. On Shabbat, I am always a Jew at rest. But when, like this year, the 4th of July falls on Shabbat, I don’t want kugel or gefilte fish. I demand already-been-barbecued-before-Shabbat hamburgers, fries and chicken wings. It is here in America with its astounding religious freedom that I can be both fully Jewish and fully American. I can be a child of immigrants, strolling towards my kosher stores on every corner listening to Michael Jackson classics from the IPod earbuds in my ear.

Cool Jew 4th of July Giveaway
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The Cool Jew 4th of July Gift Box contains:
  • Diversity t-shirt that says, "It takes all of us to make the land bloom," from Jean Roth of Rotem Gear
  • Alan Oirich's latest Jewish Hero Corps comic book
  • We Can Rise CD by Chana Rothman
  • Cool Jew book from Lisa Alcalay Klug
  • "No Limit Texas Dreidel" game invented by Jennie Rivlin Roberts and Webb Roberts
  • "Salud!" Dreidel Drinking Game from ModernTribe.com
Comment below to enter!

(Please make sure your email is available through your Blogger profile. If you are commenting anonymously, you must email us with your comment so that we know how to contact you if you win! contact@moderntribe.com)

Check back here or sign up for our Newsletter to be notified of the winner on July 3! (No purchase is required to enter. This contest is open to residents of the U.S. and Canada.)

For those of you who are curious as to how we pick the winners -- I (Jennie) use a random number generator and if it matches (a) a real attempt at an answer (which all of them usually are) and (b) I can contact the person (I will go searching for your contact on your blog, Twitter, website), then that is the winner. If either (a) or (b) isn't true, I generate another random number.

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